Church of Apple's Mission Statement

"First God created an Apple, then Adam and Eve."

The Church of Apple is a religion recognizing the company of "Apple" as the closest form of proof to there actually being a God. Here are our following 3 proofs of why you should believe in our iGod:

Proof #1: God is all-powerful. At a worth of over 500 billion dollars, Apple is currently the largest company in the world. As most people know, money=power. Since other religions have no "actual" proof of a god, the closest form of there being an all-powerful being is simple: Apple.

Proof #2: God is omni-present. Having sold more than 300 million iPods, 180 million iPhones, 15 million iPads, etc., it is no secret that apple is literally almost everywhere.

Proof #3: Evidence of Apple's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Apple than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. If seeing is believing, buy an Apple product today, and experience for yourself Apple's awesome power. No faith required.